To myself:

1. Don't use the Lord's name in vain. goodness, goodness, goodness..

2. Listen to my nagging conscience once in awhile, or better, listen to it and then comply.

3. When my head says no and something else says yes, I should adhere to what my head says.

4. Take heed of my mama's words.  

5. All better!

6. Give Temple & Professional a run for their money.

7. Morning revival - it won't be ephemeral, not another two-day-"uh-huh, amen" act  

8. I can juggle all four. Hoho, just watch.

9. My eyes aren't veiled. I see, I see, I see. And then what?   

10. I am a repeated offender, God help me.

11. If possible, strive to acquire strong will and assertiveness or better self-restraint.

12. Pray for Julian, the cast and many other things.

13. I should pray.

14. Be good in all aspects. 

15. Holy cow, I am setting myself up for failure. 

16. Rick & Russ - Lindsay or Bobby

17. Exercise; less than 1000 per day. Farewell fun, fatty food

18. Starches, milk, cheese, flem-causing victuals - be gone!

19. Poo properly and as often as possible.

20. Cuban accent

21. Pray

22. Really pray for Julian, that sick bastard.

I DEDICATE THIS ENTRY TO MR. EKERUO, MY SIXTH PERIOD AP STATS TEACHER

I LOVE MR. E. HE IS THE NICEST NIGERIAN MAN ON EARTH AND IS POSSIBLY ONE OF THE WORST TEACHERS EVER, BUT I LOVE HIM. HE HAS TAUGHT ME MANY PHRASES IN HIS NATIVE DIALECT, ONE OF THEM BEING "UBURUM EMBIELE," WHICH MEANS "MY BRAIN IS ROTTING," AND THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER AS OF THIS MOMENT. I FEEL AWFUL FOR HIM CAUSE A LOT OF KIDS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS AND HIS PROPENSITY TO "OVERLOOK" EVERYTHING. HE HAS TAUGHT ME NUMEROUS SMART, WITTY SAYINGS SUCH AS "SHUT UP, CHILD" AND "SIT DAWN, YOU HIDEOUS KEED" AND OHHH!! MY FAVORITE - "DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU UGLY KEED." TUESDAY AFTER SCHOOL, HE SAID SOMETHING TO ME SO TOUCHING THAT REFLECTING UPON IT STILL BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES: "IT IS-UH OKAY IF YOU ARE UGLY. EVEN IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD THINKS YOU ARE UGLY, YOUR MAMA WILL THINK YOU ARE EH BOOTIFUL CHILD." AWW, MR. EKERUO =)..YOU SWEET, SWEET, GENTLE MAN. HE IS, BY FAR, THE MOST LENIENT TEACHER I EVER HAD; SO EASYGOING THAT HE PERMITS ME TO EAT, SLEEP, RUN OFF CAMPUS, AND DO THINGS ACCORDING TO MY "FREE WILL" WHENEVER, WHEREVER. HE FANTASIZES ABOUT BEATING UP THE TROUBLEMAKERS, THE "NOISY CHILDREN," BUT HE KNOWS IT IS AN UNFEASIBLE TASK AND ADMITS IT TO THE CLASS. I THINK HE HAS A CONSTANT FEAR OF GETTING JUMPED BY BRAWNY, BIG-BONED STUDENTS WHO DECIDE TO RETALIATE AND TAKE OUT ALL THEIR FRUSTRATION AND PENT-UP ANGER FROM BEING CALLED A "STUPID KEED" ON HIM. POOR GUY, HE WILL ONLY HAVE TEENY RUBBERBANDS TO PROTECT HIM. IRONICALLY, BEING AN AMUSING TEACHER DOESN'T MAKE YOU A GOOD INSTRUCTOR. I'VE LEARNED NOTHING IN STATISTICS SO FAR ASIDE FROM READING THE Z-TABLE AND DIFFERENTIATING A MEW FROM A X BAR. I WILL DEFINITELY MISS HIS RANDOM, WEIRD LITTLE NOISES (UR UR URR! URPURP BURP! URRR URP!) AND EVEN STRANGER ANALOGIES AND NAME-CALLING.

Lord, have mercy. what a crazy night. i am appalled, seriously DISTURBED at how young people dance today. freaking by yourself is one thing or with your girlfriends but when it comes to "freaking" a guy, you have to learn how to tame it down, or simply not do it all. dry humping is unattractive and DIRTY, morally and physically. physically cause the guy probably has a huge boner and with that final thrust of the ass towards his pelvis, he will climax and his boxers or pants, if he went commando, will be soiled. nasty thing. likewise, the girl might enjoy this lecherous act a little too much and spew discharge all over her cute, little, provocative undies. really man, the public does not need to personally encounter this lewd monkey business. the hankypanky stays at home, behind closed doors, with latex trojans and perhaps, lube located at the bedside. i've seen the worst of all freakings today. it was so obscene that i had to cover jordan's eyes. ...like two wacked out, hormonal yorkshire terriers going at it, except so much worse. fortunately, the dj stopped it - "woahh woahh, you guys better stop it or else i'ma call your parents." good one, mr. russ.

girls, when guys ask you to freak and you have no desire to do so...1. if the guy doesn't look intimidating, you can give him the finger or laugh and continue dancing with your friends. 2. if he does, look flattered, giggle slightly, and say "ohh i'm sorry, i only dance with girls." if he persists, grab your friend(s) and run to the other side of the room.

tonight was FUNNN aside from the bad experiences. cathy's digital camera was stolen and so was this one girl's atm card. =(( i learned a valuable lesson. if you carry around an expensive-looking purse/bag, you're more liable to get your crap stolen. i really don't care for name-brand bags/name-brand anything, so i always take with me whatever is available to grab at the moment and is room-y enough for all my shit. that always happens to be my janky-looking, poo green bag. in a dimly-litted room, it resembles a dirty rag. the thieves didn't rummage through my bag, probably didn't even notice it. cathy's purse was adjacent to mine, and they went through her's.

overall, happy 17th jordan! thanks for the limo ride, HYPHY JUICE, the hotel, the food and the very awesome dj =)  

yahyah, we give and take.

rendezvous at esther's minus 30 degress farenheit crib 

beasts

my God, sharon's mouth is huge

cranium does good to the brain.

exceedingly passionate. quackquack. ugly, too ugly.

i fell asleep in the middle of watching 40 yr old virgin. see, that's when you know a movie is not worth your time and bling. it is preposterous how many people said it is "helluh funnay." I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY, FOOLS.

shake that laffy taffy! =))) HOHOhoho

we also watched infection, a japanese horror film with a twisted plot and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your butt. there is another girl's night at the camel's lair tomorrow, except with a different crowd. another evening of karaoke, FOOOOD, cranium, and movies with my extra cheddar chilifries from american. then on saturday, i'm going to a mysweetsixteen type of thing - limo, five-star hotel, about 100+ people attending, vip section - all lavishly provided for by jordan's generous GENEROUS parental units. HAPPY 17TH, BABE!    

COPA COPACABANAA!! I GO BANANAS! YOU LIKE BANANAS!!             good luck everyone <3

I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED I PASSEDD I PASSEDD!!! FINALLY!!! AFTER THIS MANY TRIES! GOD WAS HAPPY WITH ME TODAY.

when we watch the naughtynaughty

when we watch too much mnikss and my eyes become too "chinky" for my own good

when we hang around each other for too long

when we spontaneously act normal

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when i'm not in the mood to dress up

when elaine does what she does best - act like a waterbuffalo

when we're helpless and frustrated, but happy

when we eat

and eat

and eat

and eat some more

why do we always get shots of sharon eating?

ONE MORE SEMESTER OF SCHOOOL AND WE AREE FREEEEE!!!!!!!

FREEE EVAREEBAHDEE!

SENIOR YEAR HAS BEEN ONE HELL OF A JOY-RIDE AND IT WILL BE MORE CRAZY IN THE COMING MONTHS AND THEN SUMMERR...HONKHONKKKK!!! TOOT TOOOT!!

before i submit this entry, interact, PLEASEE go and shove it. especially you, ms. snooty mcfarYI. accumulate all the dignity you have left and just heave it up there. i'll give you a hand. 

peace be with you all <3<3